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I HAVE A WARRANT!!!

This is obviously not ok since I’m not a criminal. I’ve been in trouble for speeding – no warrant. I’ve been caught running a red light – no warrant. I’ve received a ticket for driving/parking the wrong way on the street – no warrant. But apparently, if you don’t change the address on your drivers license with the DMV – WARRANT.

So now I have to wait 3 seconds at every stop sign, signal every time I switch lanes, drive the exact speed limit, etc., so there is no reason for me to be pulled over & go to jail. I even have a bail amount already set if they do happen to throw me in the big house any time soon. All because my drivers license says I still live in Santa Monica and didn’t fix it in an expedient manner.

I’m off to court now and am gathering ideas as to how I will plead with the judge to drop my fine ($530!) So far…
1) I will cry.
2) I will show them that I receive mail at my new addy, so obviously I have changed the address on some level (thanks HW for this brilliant idea!)
3) I get separation anxiety and still live in SM in my heart

My hump day is ruined.

hello moto

as I sit here at work, trying to concentrate on things like how to properly promote Disney events – which I obviously should be taking very seriously and staying on top of – i cannot concentrate or motivate myself to do ANYTHING. I have successfully wasted an hour catching up on things like new failblog.org posts, Kendra Wilkinson’s engagement, and downloading random music. and the sad thing is that I came into the office at NOON! Soy un perdedor.

I need to motivate myself (& no, not that kind), but just can’t get my act together…what’s a girl to do!?

about last night: the good, the bad, and the ugly

the good: YAHOO!!! I’m so proud of our country and filled with hopes and dreams for the future!

The bad: I broke up with my boyfriend

The ugly: I left his house at 2:00am after his ex repeatedly called in the middle of the night & although he kept putting her thru to VM, he didn’t think it was a big deal. He furthermore said there was nothing wrong with continuing to talk to her (I’m a stickler on the whole ‘no talking to the ex’ rule & he knows this) and that I was taking our relationship “too seriously” if this upset me so much. WTF!? Not ok. And just a side note, he just returned from Vegas celebrating his bday & last night was the first time I had seen him in a week - being the glorious girlfriend that I am, I was extremely generous with regard to the gifts and for some reason decided that in lieu of paying bills I was going to buy presents. fail. I’m actually contemplating cancelling and getting a refund on the massage appt I booked for him…dead serious.