I HAVE A WARRANT!!!
This is obviously not ok since I’m not a criminal. I’ve been in trouble for speeding – no warrant. I’ve been caught running a red light – no warrant. I’ve received a ticket for driving/parking the wrong way on the street – no warrant. But apparently, if you don’t change the address on your drivers license with the DMV – WARRANT.
So now I have to wait 3 seconds at every stop sign, signal every time I switch lanes, drive the exact speed limit, etc., so there is no reason for me to be pulled over & go to jail. I even have a bail amount already set if they do happen to throw me in the big house any time soon. All because my drivers license says I still live in Santa Monica and didn’t fix it in an expedient manner.
I’m off to court now and am gathering ideas as to how I will plead with the judge to drop my fine ($530!) So far…
1) I will cry.
2) I will show them that I receive mail at my new addy, so obviously I have changed the address on some level (thanks HW for this brilliant idea!)
3) I get separation anxiety and still live in SM in my heart
My hump day is ruined.
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2 comments:
OMG!!!!!!!!!!
NO WAY!
You have to tell them that you are DEAD SERIOUS. You had your mail forwarded and were really planning on moving BACK to Santa Monica.
SHIT!
let me know how it turns out!
What was the outcome???
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