Thursday, October 23, 2008

in my spare time, i'm a mento

reference to understand heading: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3DX1ZQmq7o

Over the past several months I have increasingly found myself worrying about the state of, well….everything. This election has certainly become a heated one, as well as the most powerful and important one in history. So it baffles me that people can actually rally around a vice presidential candidate that declares when she gets into the white house she will do “mavericky” things. Her experience with foreign policy is based on the fact that she can see Russia from Alaska - with her binoculars of course. According to this rational I too have foreign policy experience because I’ve seen Switzerland from Italy.

So I’ve been trying to figure out how I can help to prevent such ignorance in the future. It’s just appalling to me that the Republican ticket actually has a following of believers, and I shudder at the thought of these mentally challenged people passing on their beliefs to others.

Enter my bright idea. Originally spurred on by the fact that I have to do community service because of a red light violation (apparently you can’t block out your front license plate and vin # - the cameras take pics of your back plate too), I began my hunt to be a good will ambassador. Since I’m not having children to pass my glorious morals, ideas, & famousity on to, I started to realize that I could actually imbed these things into SOMEONE ELSES child’s head!! Brilliant. So Monday I start project “anti-GOP” by taking mentoring a 4th grader at a local school and I couldn’t be more excited.

2 comments:

HW said...

Um first I love the FRIENDS reference! Second, I should totally help you do that, influencing the youth, genius!

The Alleged Ringleader said...

I love the liberal propaganda!
KUDOS to you Tux!!